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souryogurt64:

123 movies is called that because you have to answer riddles three from a hot girl in your area before you can watch the movie


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identifying-cars-in-posts:

disembark-starstruck:

teatreefox:

mysteriouslycoolfan:

r4cs0:

One car to rule them all

“yes, officer. it was a blue…. car”
“what make?”
“…. yes”

This car wears trophies of its victims

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2010-2012 Nissan Altima


venerabledreadnought:

anexperimentallife:

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Low wage jobs are the backbone of our society. Rich people hear that and say “untouchable caste? Silent underclass to abuse as the basis of our society? Yes please”


facelessoldgargoyle:

wizardpostsdotorg:

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

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and big naturals

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wickedwonderlandd:

happyroadkillart:

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what did he mean by this

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atalana:

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

  • Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
  • The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
  • The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
  • The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
  • Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
  • The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
  • Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
  • He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

not that i didn’t want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

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markatoto:

beatlesweatles:

markatoto:

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tiny joe

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It doesn’t work on mobile lol

some would say it actually works BETTER on mobile


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thebibliosphere:

shadowknight1224:

thebibliosphere:

ID: a screenshot from a Word document where Pro-Writing-Aid is making a readability suggestion. The sentence flagged as hard to read is "What happened to dinner?"   The suggested fix to make the text easier to read is "What dinnered?"ALT

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is “What dinnered?” more legible than “What happened to dinner?” I just… what?!

“What, pray tell, dinnered in these bedarkened halls?”

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kragehund-est:

spaghetti-explosion:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

im in so much physical pain i might died

disgusting evil bastard muscle

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the stingray

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